Chelsea Peretti

MORE BINGO

2009-04-02T01:35:00.004-05:00

What kind of dog only has one friend?

BINGO BINGO BINGO BINGO BINGO BINGO BINGO BINGO BINGO yes

Chicken Crepes Diane AND Confetti Cole Slaw all for under $12??!

Yes on all counts

2009-03-29T04:52:00.001-05:00

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Double NO option??

2009-03-10T18:22:00.002-05:00

Is god running facebook now???!

bye NY see you later gator

2009-03-09T02:55:00.005-05:00

HERE I GOOOoooooooooo

3rd photo text

Fun winter so far!

2009-03-03T22:47:00.009-05:00

Just kidding everything's great.

SEE?!

In closing:

Variety Shac group featured on Current

2009-02-28T00:24:00.002-05:00

Check it out - info and behind the scene footage about our monthly show!

More at VarietyShac.com

Tonight 8pm Happy Ending Lounge - How I Learned reading series

2009-02-25T14:30:00.005-05:00

This evening I'll be reading at this monthly reading series. This month's theme is: "How I Learned That Everyone Is Against Me." Come hear what I have to say on this wonderful topic.

Happy Ending
302 Broome Street (between Forsyth & Eldridge)

8pm

http://howilearnedathappyending.blogspot.com/

See you tonight....

Tenderly,
Chelsea

"Hm, I feel like I don't relate to anyone..."

OWEN!!!!!!!! YOU DID IT, OWEN!

2009-02-25T12:31:00.008-05:00

NAIROBI (AFP)- A baby hippopotamus that survived the tsunami waves on the Kenyan coast has formed a strong bond with a giant male century-old tortoise in an animal facility in the port city of Mombassa, officials said the hippopotamus, nicknamed Owen and weighing about 300 kilograms (650 pounds), was swept down Sabaki River into the Indian Ocean , then forced back to shore when tsunami waves struck the Kenyan coast on December 26, before wildlife rangers rescued him.

'It is incredible. A-less-than-a-year-old hippo has adopted a male tortoise, about a century old, and the tortoise seems to be very happy with being a 'mother',' ecologist Paula Kahumbu, who is in charge of Lafarge Park , told AFP.

'After it was swept away and lost its mother, the hippo was traumatized. It had to look for something to be a surrogate mother. Fortunately , it landed on the tortoise and established a strong bond. They swim, eat and sleep together,' the ecologist added. 'The hippo follows the tortoise exactly the way it followed its mother. If somebody approaches the tortoise, the hippo becomes aggressive, as if protecting its biological mother Kahumbu added.

Fourth option, a write-in:

2009-02-24T22:34:00.002-05:00

Here's a salad I made

2009-02-24T22:31:00.000-05:00

Isn't that hilarious? Comedy blog

YAY! FRIENDSHIP

2009-02-24T22:09:00.003-05:00

Life is terrible but friends help it be more fun!

Here's a portrait of me and Coffee

2009-02-24T12:51:00.002-05:00

Bye bye

2009-02-24T11:36:00.000-05:00

"LOOK!"
"Would you beLIEVE it?!"
"Bang, here ya go-"
"He won't get up from that"
"OH NO! That's what we were worried about!"
"He was out before he hit the floor"

I imagine the boxer's dialogue with friends and fam while watching it:
"No I wasn't out before I hit the floor."
"I remember the hit."
"I remember seeing the floor sooo...how could I have been out already?"
"I mean there's nothing wrong if I was I'm just saying it's not possible."

Here is how unstoppable confidence looks

2009-02-23T16:14:00.001-05:00

No thanks, I'll stick with:

Life

2009-02-21T19:16:00.001-05:00

My bday speech is similar

2009-02-20T17:44:00.001-05:00

Sing it. Yes

2009-02-19T11:55:00.000-05:00

Cornbread

2009-02-19T02:04:00.002-05:00

This tasted good. I made it this morning.

Whole Grain Corn Bread
1 ¼ cups all-purpose flour
¾ cup whole grain corn flour
¼ cup sugar
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 cup skim or 1% milk
¼ cup canola oil
1 egg, beaten

Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. Coat an 8 x 8 inch pan with nonstick cooking spray. In a medium bowl, combine first four ingredients with a wire whisk. Add the remaining 3 ingredients, stirring just until moistened. Pour batter into greased pan and bake for 20 – 25 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean. Makes 9 servings.

I only want friends

2009-02-17T13:29:00.002-05:00

Is that okay?

Feb is the month of LOVE

2009-02-02T16:29:00.005-05:00

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE...

Flight, geese, PETA

2009-01-16T12:06:00.003-05:00

2 be included in my next writing packet

2009-01-15T22:19:00.004-05:00

A bunch of stuff like this

Busy, busy, busy...

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Resolved:

Watch here

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