TOOTH LIKE A TIC TAC!

(Friends, that was an Adele Givens Def Comedy Jam 1993 reference! Givens was talking about how her lips are so big, that the male genitalia was in fact diminished by comparison: "Dick like a tic tac!")

Aaaaanyhow.

My dear friend Jessica works for this guy David, who had a bad run-in with a dentist called Dr. Rosenthal. He went to get veneers on his teeth (veneers of happiness...) and Dr. Rosenthal guaranteed he could take them off whenever he wanted. MEANWHILE, Rosenthal shaved his teeth down to little nubs, so there was no fucking way he could ever take those veneers off. Unless he "had a thing" for babyfood and being a freak.

Like a needle in a haystack...

"Where's the TEETH?"

So, Jessica's pal David, after refused a refund, went fucking ballistic. He started the site Bad Dentist .com (click on toothy grin above to go there) and had Jessica standing outside Rosenthal's office handing out flyers of protest.

This is the best part, check out the dentist. He has a headshot. HAhahaa.


My light side tells you the teeth will be fine, juuuust fine. BUT THE DARK SIDE KNOWS BETTER!!

What a fucking tool.

Anyhow, what do you think? Is this an inspiring story of consumer savvy ala Fight Back with David Horowitz? Or just two insane persons locking horns?

Either way: don't go to Dr. Rosenthal, right?